fandom inside jokes and wishes that became canon in season two
Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
M manager told me the wrong schedule so I had to get up at 5:30, but I got to watch the sunrise and now I get a beautiful walk home that I wouldn’t have had. I think it was worth it.
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.
Robert Brault (via inathens)
I got a new sweater today and it’s super comfy and was on sale for $10. Best decision ever.
- high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
- college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.